psh. I got a diploma and everything.
The whole affair was rather classy--I definitely didn't belong.
Other updates?
I got a new computer!!! It's fantastic...it doesn't crash on me every three seconds! I have mail so readily available! I can watch videos! and use CDs! (basically I'm living the good life). It was a graduation present from the padres.
I survived outdoor ed--mainly because my group was so fantastic and balls-y or vagina-y (it was all girls) we have vaginas of steel.
I saw Toy Story 3. And I cried like a baby...
I got a gym membership at Equinox....I probably won't work out unless Caitlyn goes with me because I'm gymphobic (or gymnophobic? or is that being afraid of nakedness?)...also fatphobic....conundrum.
I hit a man's car! It was actually the most horrendous thing that's ever happened I feel TERRIBLE! Sorry, mister.
Hmmmmm....what else is going on in my interesting life?
I got a job! Selling knives...so it's not exactly prestigious. Snazzy, though. It sucks that I might have to quit if my insurance doesn't cover me roaming door to door.
Still, Christina, Knife Saleswoman.
It would look SWEET on a business card.
Toodle-oo! Summer awaits...
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