I Heart Fatties!

So I was watching the Tyra show today...

yeah, shame on me.

Anyway it was one of her 'undercover' investigations or whatever...except this time on obesity!! Those 4 readers of mine (what's up guys?) might already know that I'm obsessed with obesity. Or maybe they don't know that I'm obsessed.

But I kinda am.

And what's worse is that I like to watch things about obesity as I'm eating. I feel like it cancels out or something--which, makes NO sense!

Anyway, she went into the idea of fat discrimination being the last form of 'suitable' discrimination. And it got me thinking (God job, Tyra!) that she is totally right. And what's worse, the people she had on her show were these TERRIBLE completely ignorant women who just went on and on about how obese people or just fat people were disgusting/gross. I was SHAKING I was so angry. I mean, I know a couple people at school who say mean things about fat people...or rather make gross assumptions about all fat people...but none of them have the gall...or rather all of them have the SENSE to keep it to themselves.

Seriously, when did it become okay to be rude, just because you think fat people are ugly?

And for the record--I don't think fat people are ugly!! I mean...how on earth can you generalize about a whole group of people? And seriously where are we drawing the line at fat?? Is it like 200 pounds? Is it like 20 pounds overweight (can I get a what-what?)? Or is it just...I don't know whatever you feel like?

Anyway, the point is...people make me angry! And I celebrated my anger with a jamba juice and a gingeroo (legitimately the tastiest cookie ever)!

Besides general anger though, the show sort of opened me up to the idea of a new career choice. You know I always thought I'd study psychology in college...but then I'd just become a lawyer or something like that afterwards. What if I actually kept studying psych and then became some sort of body image specialist who went around telling women to love their bodies!?

Cool, right?

I'd be all, "hey world, love me" and then I'd like roast a chicken in the flames from my burning bra...

I don't know how this post ended up here...

whatever,
Fatty out

LIFE PWN

So one of my best friends, Caitlyn Calfas just got into Stanford.

Which I'm PEEING WITH JOY about. And Austen got into USF which means...we could all end up in the bay area next year. Fabulous.

And like, what's weird is we were JUST having a classy gf power hour at Yellow Vase the other day, talking about college and our lives.

i was literally in a TERRIBLE mood the past few days...and then it's slowly just gotten better and better and better...and i feel like...my life is sooooo OPEN so free! you know? like, i can do anything!!!!

Some realizations I've had concerning my awesome life:

YOU LIVE IN SAN PEDRO (or near enough to it that you can bask in the awesomeness)
Why would I care about what he thinks??
You got into college....you got into like....fucking 5 colleges....you got a full ride to USC...you are smart!
YOUR ROOM IS CLEAN, FINALLY CLEAN
Spring break 2010 is well needed rest
You aren't crazy!!!

I mean...of course there are some things that I'd still like to happen (like, figuring out how the hell I'm gonna pay for college???) but overall

LIFE BE GOOD.

and if you didn't believe how good it is from this post...you should know i'm sippin' on some JAMBA as i write this...BOOYAH!

Sooo

My life isn't all about men. Or thinking about them....I just realized my last few posts were about them....which is...a coincidence.....soooo


yeah.



here's my favorite song right now: Flagpole Sitta



***added later...like 2 minutes later...i was NOT aware of the masturbation reference...but carry on***

Right Now

Yeaaaaah, I haven't updated in a while.....I suck that way.

I have so much dishy stuff that I want to spill, but all of it is related to my crazy musical kids in the elevator friend type people so there really isn't anyone TO tell. Meh, I have so much work to do!! This is why I haven't been updating. I mean, I have work to do yet I'm here typing this.

Procrastination wins errrtime.

I want to say so much but I have an irrational fear of people finding this blog and using my secrets against me...like what if I were to post my year(s) long crush on....OH SNAP

yeah, I was never gonna say.

On a related note, men suck. Like, why can't they get over themselves and just be into hooking up? Like, we're in high school (for the time being WHATUP) do we really need these intense relationships? Why make everything a big deal. Why do men/women relations have to be this crazy dance of pomp and circumstance?? Girls just wanna have fun--

Ugh....I'm just saying this cause I can't admit to myself that this guy doesn't want me. fml. And why did this post get bogarted men?

Oh yeah, I suck.

Well I guess that brings this post full circle.

Alisha OUT! (that's my code name for secret missions and shit)