Random Update

What is this??? A post....on....my...what the F?!

Yeah, I'm alive (barely). Finals week just passed. I had an interview for "Hahvahd" today. I have nothing to do. So naturally it's the perfect time to blog...

So much time has passed since my last posting.

I got into STANFORD! I'm excited. I also got into USC! It's like the pressure is totally off!* I feel like for the last 13 years all I've done is study, so it's nice that it actually paid off. (And now that I actually think about it, at the beginning of freshman year our class was definitely told by Wieds that none of us were going to get into these sorts of schools...most likely to discourage unhealthy competition and stress...but yeah Wieds, in YO face)**

But in all seriousness, I really can't wait to see the amazing things my classmates end up doing. Or the amazing colleges they'll attend. I honestly believe that I know some of the most intelligent kids in America (or at least in California) And honestly, my friends are some of the coolest kids on the block--but actually. I am seriously going to miss these people.

Which is why I invited a bunch of them to spend the night at my house on the 13th!! Why? Do you ask, oh one reader of this blog? Because I'm turning eighteen. EIGHTfuckingTEEN! I will be a legal adult...doing adult things....like....I have no idea.

NOT looking forward to being charged as an adult! (though...I shouldn't be planning on getting charged with anything)

Anyway, my completely tame 18th birthday "partizzle" (yes, -tizzle) will be spent chilling with the amigos, doing god knows what, the Rocky Horror Picture Show, and other shenanigans. ALSO lasagna! I am obsessed with lasagna (that will be a post eventually).

Note: Now that I've actually written out what will be happening at this shindig, I'm very worried it will suck. Rocky Horror won't suck, but I'm so bad at planning these sorts of things...I don't want people getting bored! And I certainly don't want to have a bunch of girls gathered around the television before going to see a movie/play/debaucherous monstrosity! And really, there is only so much food I can feed them before they get suspicious...do I break out the karaoke? (Is it 1998?)*** I suppose we can tool around on my ANCIENT playstation...which I'm not even sure works properly--or play taboo? oy vey! Rant over.

But I'd say I'm living the good life. My room and my hair is a hot mess, but what can a girl do, really? I guess not much.

Anyways, I'll catch ya' later (in the elevator)

*emphasis on "like"--the pressure is never off
** Wieds. oh you.
*** In my world it's perpetually 1998